I Was Already Bad A Shopping/food I don't need

Well it's official, I definitely need a chaperone to go shopping in a foreign country. I went to the grocery store the other day and ended up buying a bunch of things I had never seen before and was curious about. This did not bode well for me as I spent more than I should have and didn't even like it all. It also did not help that most of the food was labled in Thai. I didn't even get any staple foods. I got this blueberry milk that looked good and was, some dried fruit which I didn't end up liking, some sliced fresh fruit, a carton of about 25 fantas that were a flavor called Sarsi (turns out that means root beer so not great but could be worse), and a few packs of meat and some shampoo. I got home and realized that what I bought will hold me for about three days. Dangit. Oh yea, and I got soy sauce. I don't even have anything to put that on. See Jerry Seinfeld's description of grocery stores to hear a description of me shopping.

"Mesquite flavored potato chips... What is mesquite anyway... I wonder if it's made from mesquitoes."

Come to think of it, you should get that dvd anyway cause it's just bombastic. You may never stop laughing.